i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best??
I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can’t run away
when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling
my life in one picture
there is no picture
i have no life
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL
SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!