outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via fake-mermaid)

ugly:

why am i single wtf

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condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

(Source: condom, via fake-mermaid)

biscuitpotato:

trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like

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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via trust)

ugly:

"go get a job"

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

(Source: ugly, via fake-mermaid)

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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