canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via fake-mermaid)

teamrocketing:

i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

(via asvprock)

drive-ride-drive:

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was

hey this one can’t run away

(via gnarly)

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

image

(Source: guy, via trust)

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

(via hotboyproblems)

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via fake-mermaid)

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

image

(via asvprock)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via asvprock)

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

(via australiansanta)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via hotboyproblems)

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

(via hotboyproblems)